(Above) THE GREAT TURPIN WEARS FUR(2011), photography by Sophie Iremonger, Pickering.
The Great Turpin is to make a brief Royal Visit to Neustern Embassy at Pickering. It is understood that The Great Turpin will tour the Kunstbureau and grounds at Pickering, where he is believed to have established diplomatic relations with the pony population. A top secret Farrelly/Turpin summit will be held in an undisclosed location as part of the sojourn. Rumours are also circulating that The Great Turpin will be using the visit to add to a Great Opus, the nature of which is as yet undisclosed.
In related news, The Great Turpin has emphatically rejected HRH Elizabeth II's request to visit and pay tribute to him while he is at Pickering, and he has made it known to her that she faces immediate liquidation if she fails to behave in complete accordance his wishes.
David Turpin, Dublin
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